I have demons in me.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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