we have officially lost it.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Just cropdusted the office
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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