I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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