STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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