grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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