This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I need to calm my uterus...
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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