I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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