Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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