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Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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