maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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