question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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