The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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