Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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