At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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