Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
This toilet bowl is my home.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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