All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Found your dick twin last night
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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