i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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