He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Rumble strips road head = magical
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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