Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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