i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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