hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Of course I have a pirate flag
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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