I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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