I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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