well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
