Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
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