yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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