Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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