video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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