The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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