How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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