I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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