Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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