But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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