pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
