David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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