he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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