is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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