Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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