After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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