Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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