Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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