i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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