do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you didnt know i had herpes?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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