I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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