no. you can't hotbox the world.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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