Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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