are you still at the devil's house?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize