i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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