Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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