So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
we're making bets on your personal life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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