Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
It was a blind-side dick pic.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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