I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
If I had your ass I would rule the world
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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