I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
