she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I understand Curling. That high.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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