she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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