If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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