People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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