Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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